Men�s Rules (that women should know)

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You�re a big girl. If it�s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don�t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

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